What
do you think?
Students
should receive partial or total tuition-fee refunds for outstanding academic
performance (whether per term, per year, or per degree).
Appartment-dwellers
who use suspended-weight technology to generate domestic electricity should
receive subsidies from the elecric company.
Unreformed
recreational drug-users, drinkers, and smokers should be denied brain, liver,
and lung transplants, respectively.
Drunken
drivers must choose between losing their licenses permanently and having
alcohol-sensitive nausea-inducing devices surgically implanted in their bowels.
Women
who have state-sponsered (i.e., taxpayer-subsidized) abortions must adopt
foster children.
Government-certified
Marijuana-users must submit to regular IQ and personality tests (and face the
possibility of having their permits revoked).
Users
of self-contained high-performance composting toilets should get generous
water-meter credits from the municipality.
Drivers
who voluntarily surrender their combution-engine vehicles to the state should
receive unlimited use year-passes for the bus and subway.
Welfare
recipients should be allowed to prolong their periods of eligibilty by taking
on small jobs under ministerial supervision (e.g., road-building,
mine-sweeping, baby-sitting, and accompanying immigrants).